BREAKING: Presidential Death

The death notice. Image: Staticsprite

AVALON, AVESTA - Overnight it’s been reported that the sitting president of Avalon, Ivan, has passed away. Their Cultivator Staticsprite issued a press release and seemed much aggrieved. The Seedling was just 56, a young buck with still lots to give - or so the sentiment seemed to suggest.

‘The toll of being a leader of all Seedlings got him,’ the official statement states, ‘Ivan forgot to eat food himself, giving away all his food to the hungry Seedlings.’ This may not necessarily be true - though it could be, we’re not denying the possibility. If it is, it’s a noble way to go I suppose. 'Rest in peace president, you've done well,' Monkey Elite chimed in, saluting the late president. This was followed by an even more heartfelt comment from Ixperienced: 'Ivan was a great president to us all. Words can't quite explain the loss our seedlings in Avalon are experiencing right now. Ivan was a beacon of light in our society, could be often found doing rounds of all the businesses and service locations making sure everything was alright and I'm sure will be sadly missed. R.i.p Ivan' Wow - this speaks for itself.

What is clear is that Staticspite-Ivan matrix, had just initiated the noble effort of transitioning in a peaceful way to a Parliamentary Democracy. Power usually corrupts, but it seems Ivan was willing to let it go. Avalon is now democracy - maybe the pluralism killed poor Ivan.

In an incredibly heartwarming guesture of intra-societal respect, Willow, who holds the presidency of Nova Roma, weighed in to help Avalon's loss. 'Willow Inc has sent some Smoothies to the Launchpad to help "pour one out" for Ivan. May the comfort they give help ease your loss.' Also, good soft advertising for Willow Inc!