Bogul Claps Back at Prosperia Prime Land Dispute

Bogul's impressive estate, photo courtesy of Bogul.

Prosperia Prime’s latest land feud just got spicier, as Bogul fires back at accusations of market manipulation, insisting he was merely engaging in the ancient art of "buying things that were for sale." Who knew that was such a crime?

“I assumed that— you know— ‘buying a plot (or 5?)’— was totally fine???” Bogul said, expressing deep confusion over why his property purchases triggered full-scale economic sanctions. Rather than tanking the economy, he argues that his entrepreneurial spirit actually saved Prosperia Prime by solving a “major housing, food, and services crisis for the collective.” You’re welcome, everyone.

As for the sanctions? Bogul remains unfazed, noting that absolute power seems to suit Garret just fine. “I hope that Elected King President Almighty Emperor Garret may see it in his mercy to let bygones be bygones and focus on what is most important now: Prosperity for the Citizens of Prosperia!”