All Walk And No Work Leaves JayJay A Smart Boy

You have to give it to Seedling JayJay, after their Cultivator Ixperienced discovered that they were taking the long way to work. What should have been a mere five minute commute, turned out to be an eye-wateringly four hour long saunter into the middle of nowhere. And this wasn’t just a one-off: JayJay has been repeatedly doing this on a daily basis!

Baffled, Ixperienced stated that the intrepid JayJay ‘goes on cross country travels to get to work, he starts walking out of the society and towards citadel then walks past it a bit,’ and went on to say they ‘had no clue why’. Well, I’m sure quite a few readers will maybe come up with reasons why…

The UNN has acquired footage of the daily jaunt, which is really quite hilarious. We’ve put together some timestamps, as these trips really are epic!These timestamps will reveal the full tragicomedy:

1:09 – JayJay leaves work like a champ, heading off to the wrong side of society.

5:33 – Realises something’s off, spends several minutes soul-searching and re-pathing.

6:03 – Finally points himself in the right direction.

11:05 – Rocks up to Rock and Clay looking smug, four hours late and none the wiser.

We at the UNN salute this walking Seedling: Possibly, Avesta’s laziest overachiever!

Video: Now that's what we call a commute! Courtesy: Ixperienced