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AVALON, AVESTA - It is safe to say there is a lot we don’t still know about Covital technology and just how Seedling and Cultivators communicate to one another. There is a convenient App that we’re getting used to, watching our Seedlings reply in no time at all to our various text inputs. But there have been some strange goings-on since this tech appeared.

We’ve all had the repeated messages, as if the app itself is on a loop, or our poor Podster Seedling has a form of brain damage or Alzheimer's or dementia. But then it gets resolved. But now we seem to have some cases of conversations being forgotten altogether. Seedling Stanford, who had become somewhat infamous for their obsession with mudbaths, seemed to forget all about them.

When your loved one no longer remembers who they are, it can be very sad. Photo: Maowhaus

When there was a recent update to The Ether, some have reported their Seedlings forgetting a lot, as in almost everything. Cultivator Willow mentioned how he had to tell them who’s boss, ‘They all forgot to call me director, so I had to remind them.’ Going on the suggest that ‘they were all wiped.’ 

It seems the Seedling-to-Cultivator chat app has a malfunction. We can forget it for you wholesale - or so it’s been reported.

Straticsprite went straight for the conspiracy route: ‘So Seed Industries,’ followed by Willow, ‘It’s all a conspiracy.’ Which seems a bit much as far as we can tell here at UNN, because Covital tech is deeply embedded on a molecular level, as far as we can tell, and it would require technology we don’t see existing for it to be open to any interference. We have to remember - see what I did there - that there is simply a lot still to learn about Covitalism.